May 2012
63 posts
meghanunc:
so apparently it’s works fault I can’t see half the images on my tumblr dashboard. Rather than blocking the whole site, they are just not allowing me to see most of the images people post or that I post. So either I post blindly or attempt to post only on my phone.
I’m guessing you have websense too??? We just got it and this same thing is happening to me and making me nuts!...
Reba Amoeba: Things bloggers don't blog about →
valerina:
Their:
eating disorders
credit card balance
extramarital affairs
hairy body parts
criminal records
piles of dirty laundry
halitosis
abuse and/or neglect of their children
So, it’s really easy to have a Blog on the Internet and put on this facade that you have the perfect life. It’s…
Sometimes I think I must be on some spectrum somewhere because I have a compulsion to...
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be glad you dont live with me...
Ever have one of those days where you just feel ‘off’? Like, maybe you didnt actually wake up this morning cause everything is vaguely foggy like a dream?
on those days, (one of which is today) i decide that I have died and I just dont actually know it yet… or that i’ve spun into an alternate universe cause i died in the original one and now i’m living in the other...
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umcanyounot:
I can’t stop worrying about James. How do people with actual children even handle it?
^^^^^^ that. That right there is precisely why the thought of having children paralyzes me with fear.
I’m an insane person when it comes to my pets - if i havent had the dog checked by the vet within the past month or two, and they so much as seem a little tired one day, i’ve got...
NYC's Loreley Resto & Biergarten Breaking into... →
tinsely:
Yes Yes Yes. One of my fave spots in NYC is coming to LA! Very exciting.
True Story Tuesday.
Loreley/MM is a former client of mine from a former life of mine… Yet i’ve never been to the place… and i still feel a strange sense of pride when i see that they are doing well…
thelifeandtimesofenc:
“we’re all a little weird. and life is weird. and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them & fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.”
-robert fulghum
[embrace your weirdness because we’re all in this together!]
I wanted to use this on our wedding programs.
I was vetoed…
pity
i’m having one of those days where i’m feeling sorry for myself despite the fact that my life is probably better than most and certainly no worse than average… and every time i manage to snap myself out of it, someone says something that brings me right back down.
sigh.
Your only mission for Googa Mooga
thedept:
youfancygirl:
wheninnewyorkcity:
This is going to be a shit show of epic proportions. Good thing I live close.
Our thinking too (the shit show, living close, quick escapes in case of 20k hipsters OD’ing on fois gras donuts).
My husband just won the internet…
I hate the dentist.
As a result, I’m full of about 12 shots of novacaine because my adrenaline takes over and renders it useless against its primary function… And I have to go back next week for more.
Don’t get silver fillings kids. That’s all I’m saying.
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mediocrity's rewarded so set your standards low
So, the other day we’re walking down the street and thedept looks down and sees a senior citizen, reduced-fare metrocard on the sidewalk. Complete with the owners full name and picture on it…
So we pick it up, look around for anyone who might resemble the owner and then decide we’ll take it and send it back to MTA, because some poor lady has lost her reduced fare card and well,...
1.5 hrs and 2.5 beers
Tomorrow is going to suck…
Options...
I will be drinking lots of beer tonight…
Do i:
Have a light lunch to save calories
Or
Eat lots to ward off the cheap date effect?
Adventure
Just ordered grilled American cheese on wheat from new diner on flatbush.
Fairly confident that I will end up w something very very different as the waiter looked at me like I had 3 heads…
this.
has been a day…
Addicted 2 Decorating: It’s Time To Get Real (and... →
You know how the biggest issue with the internet is that everyone else seems perfect and put together and happy, happy, happy at all times? And that has a way of making you feel badly about yourself and your own imperfect life? (dont pretend you dont know what i’m talking about - otherwise you’re part of the problem…)
I love this post on this blog because its someone being...
Drinks Well With Others: karma's a bitch. →
meghanunc:
apparently David ran into our wedding venue owner this morning at Home Depot. basically he tried to bribe him into taking down a bad review written on a wedding website about his venue. he said he’s not getting the business he was because of this review and few others. to my knowledge I couldn’t…
i was going to reply to this, but i had too much to say on this topic, so...
“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to...”
– President Obama Embraces Marriage Equality (via enteekaygee)
long overdue, but good job, pres.
Retail Rant...
i just walked into Loft, tried on 7 dresses and 1 shirt, decided i liked 4 of the dresses, but needed different sizes in 2 of them… walked around the store, swapping out sizes, picked out a necklace i liked and then got in line.
stood there for 5 minutes and then decided that i didnt need any of it and walked around putting it all away.
While i’m giving myself credit for financial...
Jena Pincott: How Can You Be Pregnant (For Months)... →
for some reason, this is a very real fear of mine…
I have a coworker who didnt know she was pregnant until about 3 - 4 months in and ever since then, i’ve worried about this very thing on a very regular basis…
Stomach hurts? What if its the baby (that i’ve actively worked to prevent and have no knowledge of) kicking? Wake up nauseous? It must be morning...
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15 Ways To Stay Married For 15 Years →
heylaney:
All the crap you read in magazines about honesty, sense of humor, communication, sensitivity, date nights, couples weekends, blah blah blah can be trumped by one word: loyalty. You and your spouse are a team of two. It is you against the world. No one else is allowed on the team, and no one else will ever understand the team’s rules. This is okay. The team is not adversarial, the team...
people who think about calories vs those who dont
people who think about calories would never give me extra toppings/dressing in my salad because they know that salad was carefully curated to fit into my caloric allotment for the day.
people who dont think about calories heap on the toppings, thinking they are doing you a favor and giving you extra/more for your money…
only group 1 should work in salad places in May… doesnt group 2...
the new apartment blog continues...
So, we have this problem in the new apartment… Storage.
We already did a closet system in our bedroom but we’re finding that nearly all of the kitchen cabinets and the main linen/stuff closet are half-useless due to poor design… like, pantry shelves that are 21” deep. Think about that - if a box of pasta is 21” back from the door with all sorts of crap in front of...
DIY jcrew bubble necklace →
You’re welcome, tumblr…
I find it confusing that gene wilder was vaguely hot back in the day…
